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I`ve decided to go my own way and think "inside the box" to be different ... Wow its dark in here!
If sex is said to be the best exercise, than why are there no fitness clubs for that. Now there`s idea. . .
Probably the most exciting feature on the new Iphone is the way it upgrades simple phone theft into full on finger removal.
Happy third birthday to the tartar sauce in my fridge.
I really don`t have time for people that don`t find me hilarious.
I have no problem giving credit when credit is due. But giving payment when payment is due is an entirely different thing.
A spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down, unless that medicine is insulin.
Secret Admirers are just stalkers with good PR.
One day we the women will rap the men lets see how they like it!
Opening the Tupperware cupboard at home should be regarded as an extreme sport.
Today, I did it hard, I did it loud, it was wet, and I did it four times in a row. I wish I wasn’t talking about sneezing.
Sooooo, ..a friend of mine was watching my dog lick herself in a certain area. Out of nowhere he says, "I wish I could do that." ...I said, "Go ahead, but she might bite."...
Today is boozeday, I mean Tuesday...same difference!
I look forward to paying off all my debt so I can get back to just being broke
at my age, the best part of waking up is the fact that I did wake up