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Do trolls even live under bridges anymore? Or have they all relocated to the Internet?
For Halloween I`m going as an invisible person. I will be at all your parties.
I love my toilet. We`ve been through alot of sh!t together.
You`d think my boss would know me by now and stop asking me everyday if I`ve been drinking.
I watched my first silent movie the other day. The kids weren`t there.
I`m getting sick of seeing all these lyric status`s, it reminds me of somebody that I used to know.
You think you`re pretty smart until you have to figure out how to turn on someone elses shower.
Thoughts of you make my demons nervous.
When I`m in a good mood I act like I`m I`m in a bad mood so nobody approaches me and ruins my good mood.
"The secret is that it`s all in the wrist!" -My grandfather talking about golf or handjobs or something
What if Oxygen makes our voice really deep…. And Helium just brings it back to normal?
I plan on being up really late tonight making voodoo dolls for, well, never mind, you will know who you are soon enough.
B!tches be trippin ... OK, maybe I pushed one.
People often mistake me for being a good listener. The truth is, I really just don`t want to talk.
The important thing to remember is that nobody asked you.