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I`ll be taking my time and yours,, thank you....... -- all 80 yr. old drivers
Feeling tired as you struggle to get through the day? There`s a nap for that.
According to Tetley the best way to make a cup of tea is to agitate the bag so i slap her arse and shout "cup ot tea fatty"
I was feeling down...then all of a sudden I felt myself up. Win, win situation! ;)
Imagine how bad it would be if everyone could hear what you were thinking.
Just in: Chinese people confirm they were just messing with us with chopsticks. "You guys look like dumb idiots lol" says one Chinese guy
Don`t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.
Thank you Pringles for being the only chip company that doesn`t sell air.
I love secretly placing a deck of cards on top of someones ceiling fan.
How can Wal-mart have a bazillion carts and everyone with at least one wobbly wheel?
Tony Soprano dead....Whitey Bulger on trial...coincidence??? I think not!
I am now convinced that the homeless people have all of the shopping carts that do not have the wobbly wheels.
WARNING::World Health Organization says radiation from cell phones may cause cancer. Please text everyone you know about this.
Jake from State Farm works some very crappy hours.
All I’m saying is, you’ve never seen me crying and eating tacos at the same time.