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My fantasy is having two women at once...One Cooking, One Cleaning.
Today I discovered that two wrongs definitely don`t make a right. Tomorrow I`m going to try three.
There may be no excuse for laziness, but I’m still looking.
Stress from children can take 10 yrs off your life Drinking alcohol from stress can take another 10 yrs Based on my math, I died 5 yrs ago
Bad news, guys. Throwing a cat through a wall doesn`t make a funny, cat-shaped hole
Excuse me but which level of Hell is this?
Waldo wears stripes because he doesn`t want to be spotted !
My favorite drinking game is drinking.
havung sex in a elevator is wrong on so many levels....no mattet what floor your on
If at first you don´t succeed ..... buy her another drink
If you laid out all of the people in the world who were ever mean to me, I could then drive my car over them.
ATTENTION: Upon further consideration, I am once again pushing back the debut of my summer beach bod. Thank you for your patience.
I’m not surprised you’re having problems I had a bad experience with your reality once too.
Odd how all the `intelligent life finding instruments` are pointed away from earth.
Why do they call it "Jew-ish"? Are they not Jew enough?