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Does anyone know where the off switch on a child is? I can’t seem to find it.
Beauty comes in all shapes & sizes. Small, large, circle, square, thin crust, thick crust, stuffed crust, extra toppings.
My wife is going to the hair salon today so for the next few hours I will be practising my reaction.
The trick is to not let people know how weird you really are until its too late for em to back out
Sorry, I`m in a hurry, lets talk while we walk... You go that way.
There`s a sense of great satisfaction when I`m the tie breaker between `Funny` and `Not Funny` status updates.
The worst thing about rich people is I`m not one of them.
lifes a laugh, start living it!
i forgot how to put a status ... can anyone help me ?
When I die, before my will is read, I want my entire Google search history revealed and whoever is left in the room gets it all.
Life is short, Smile while you still have teeth.
You`re beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone.
I don`t own a thesaurus, is `cock meat` a synonym for `fried chicken`?
The waitress asked if I was done with that, I said yes but I`m married to it.