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So I´ve narrowed it down and I´m either gonna start a motorcycle gang or take a nap.
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do!
"Hello Kitty" should have been a brand of condoms...
The question isn’t who is going to let you; it’s who is going to stop you.
Wouldn`t it be awesome if MTV had a show called "16 and Applying to Colleges"
is having some serious PMS: Parked Motorcycle Syndrome!
I have the worst case of morning sickness. No I am not pregnant, my body just rejects mornings.
I love that little thing that you do...You know, the one where you leave.
If you feel bad because you didn’t do well on a final, just remember someone from your hometown is still trying to become a rapper.
RIGHT NOW YOU HAVE: 3 fingers behind your phone, your pinky tucked under for support and your scrolling with your thumb! LIKE if I’m right!
It’s the people that DON`T talk to themselves that are the crazy ones. At least that’s what I tell myself.
I love you Mario, but you need to stop taking shrooms, breaking into haunted houses, and killing turtles! You have a dinosaur to take care of.
We welcome the Christmas season at my house by putting out more towels that I am not allowed to touch
I just googled, "understanding women," the computer crashed.