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Getting to bed early so I can be well rested and fully alert for my morning anxiety.
When I die I want my body donated to science; specifically a scientist who is working on bringing dead people back to life
Nothing in the world is more expensive than a women who’s free for the weekend.
Take my advice, I don’t use it anyway.
I`m convinced that every time a sock goes missing from the dryer, it comes back as an extra tupperware lid.
This generation is guilty of making the wrong people rich and famous.
Where 5 minutes becomes 5 hours. Facebook.
Getting to places would be so much easier if I had a helicopter.
Was going to watch the presidential inauguration today, but found something more interesting on a different channel. Watched "How cow farts affect the ozone layer" on The Science channel.
why would you go outside? that`s where bugs live
I wish I could google "things to eat in my fridge" so I wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed. ;)
Girl:How do u feel? Boy:With your hands
See, I would run, but it`s usually bodies of joggers that are found dead in the woods.
Don`t understand how you can forget about someone you loved so much. Like that time my mum drove off and left me in the supermarket car park
It`s time to admit that as a species, we are just not ready for 4-way stops