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Dear guys: Women don`t want pictures of your d!ck. Maybe try sending a screenshot of your bank statement and see where things go.
Organized people are just too lazy to look for things!
Stop saying `all the men are the same` who told you to try them all..WHORE!!?¿
I made a p@nis out of Legos. A literal c*ck block.
My whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the sarcastic comment.
More tattoo artists really just need to say "No, I`m not doing that."
Mom: If all your friends jumped off a cliff would you do it too? Me: If all parents used that same metaphor would you use it too?
Men are great listeners when you have big boobs ;)
I`ve just been hit in the head with a werthers, and I thought........... That`s original!!!
Good morning my friends ... Wait a minute ... What the f*ck am I doing up this early.
The hardest part about a Zombie Apocalypse is pretending I’m not excited.
Bowling is my favorite sport because you don`t have to run and there`s beer five feet away.
Nobody looks back on their life and remembers the nights they had plenty of sleep.
If I’ve offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize. I honestly didn’t think you could read.
You`re one of a kind! Thank goodness...