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So if one was to type ‘idiot’ into Google, would your picture come up?
That awkward moment when there`s not a single awkward moment
I really would love to see two mimes arguing.
You, my friend, deserve a high-five... that’s four more fingers than I normally give.
Why does the alphabet need to be in order anyway
People all around the world are out doing interesting and productive things right now. You are reading this.
If I don`t remember what I did, don`t ruin it for me by reminding me.
Happy National hear fireworks all day and night set off by Drunk People you wouldn`t trust with a Glo-Stick Day.
I`m in big trouble if my coworkers find out I don`t really have Tourette`s.
Today is "find your active cavity at 50% off" day at your local store.
My mission is to be the first person on Facbook to have one million people on their block list. . .
Don`t half a$$ it. It`s not a real nap unless you take your pants off.
If McDonald´s sold hot dogs, could u, with a straight face, order a McWeiner & tell them 2 super size it?
It`s not you, it`s me. I can`t stand you.
The quality of a good neighbour is not seeing them often.