Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
I saw a fat kid sitting on a seesaw all by himself. I stopped and waited for another kid to fall from the sky. I left disappointed.
Lady at my gym is pedaling a stationary bike while eating chips right out of the bag. I`m hiring her as my personal trainer.
I`m pretty sure my Internet Explorer “error reports” end up the same place my letters to Santa do.
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you`re signing a cast.
Sometimes I wanna copy someone´s status word for word and see if they notice.
I hate that I have to put on clothes to participate in society.
´s status message is better than yours
I know you`re the instructor but I`ve seen Ghost 47 times so I know for a fact this IS how pottery is made!
What Flickering Lights Mean: 1% Electrical problems 99% demons and sh!t.
I`m old enough to remember when apparently the worst thing life could hand you was lemons.
I should go to sleep but the Internet needs me.
A slutty girl is like the first slice of bread in a loaf. Everybody touches it but nobody wants it.
The best thing about hand sanitiser is that when you put it on, it looks like you are plotting to take over the world.
You care so much about me? Keep that sh*t to yourself i got my demons under control
I`m not real excited that the wrapping on my toilet paper said `100% Recycled`.