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Today one of my colleague told...... Buddy let get into serious studies... exams are on our heads.... And then both of us continued to chat with other people on fb for hours
I wish my GPA looked like the gas prices right now...
Pro tip: The kids run around a little longer if you forget to hide the eggs
Some of you are so dumb, I don`t even know how you found the internet.
Has anyone EVER checked to see how the room or wall behind them looks before taking and posting 50 selfies?!
Sorry I yelled "April Fool`s" while you were proposing to your girlfriend.
My arm fell asleep, which is understandable, considering how boring the rest of my body has been.
I dare you to spit on this status.
They say `No news is good news,` but I think it just means I have a lazy paperboy.
If you`re going to have opinions on my life, then I am assuming you will be paying some of the bills.
A house is not a home until you can find all light switches in the dark.
There may be two sides to every story, but you’re still a douche in both of them.
Dear math, please stop asking us to find your x. She`s not coming back. And we don`t no y either.
You mean to tell me people run? On purpose? When nobody is chasing them?
What`s the point of a highschool reunion? I`ve got Facebook. I already know you got fat.