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I hear Internet Explorer 10 is going to allow you to download and install Firefox up to three times faster.
Chicken salad with egg in it is my fave way to eat two generations.
How could a man who is covered in tattoos be afraid of commitment?
There is a huge difference between a hot girl and a girl wearing lesser clothes.
Lady: what Colour are my eyes? Man: 34D
My house isn’t dirty, I just have everything on display.
They have all those non-smoking laws in public places so let’s now all focus on passing some perfume/cologne usage limits.
Kids eat free today? Nice... In that case, I`ll have a water and my son will have the steak and shrimp combo with a kids bud light.
I get worried when someone posts a kitten pic with a foreign language, I don`t know if they`re showing a cute kitty pet or their dinner.
Why procrastinate today when you can procrastinate tomorrow?
Its amazing how much more tolerable thanksgiving with the family becomes after the 5th cocktail…
I wonder if Batman knows that other cities have crime, too.
Etc... A word used to make others believe that you know more than you actually do
I have very poor ninja skills when it comes to staring at cleavage.
The best trick the devil ever pulled was calling herself "him".