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I`m trying to save up enough money to one day afford to save up money.
Spread happiness by smiling at a stranger today...or flash them your boobs. Strangers love boobs!
Talking louder does not make you any less wrong.
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?
This year for Lent I`m giving up hanging out with all the people who gave up drinking for Lent.
People must stop questioning my sanity, it wont answer them.
I just came online to check the weather. That was 12 years ago.
If spiders ever come to the realization that people are terrified of them, we`re f*cked.
why do people with bad teeth always have a smile on there face
If my fridge had glass doors I would still stand there and hold the door open.
If a Donkey and Zebra ever mate they`d have to call the offspring a Zonkey because Debra is already taken.
This weekend, a woman in colorado gave birth inside a Wal Mart. Apparently, its the first thing found in a Wal Mart not made in China.
Seen it all, done it all, can´t remember most of it.
In my day we had to roll the windows up and down with our bare hands.
I just wanna find a girl who loves me for my money. That way I wouldn`t feel bad for loving her for her body.