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I used to date a girl with a lazy eye, but she was seeing someone on the side.
You know what’s funnier than watching someone trip and fall? Absolutely nothing!
I log off because I`m bord... I log on 5min later because I`m bord
It`s hard to trust humans; even the blind prefer to be guided by dogs.
* feels winds of change * realizes it`s just a hole in my shorts
Yeah, sex is awesome. But have you ever put clothes on straight out of the dryer?
Sign outside a Drug Rehab Centre: "Keep off the Grass!"
I just saw a woman getting into a car the wrong way ... Through the driver’s door.
Can someone make a voodoo doll of me and send it off to the gym?
Sign said “WET PAINT” So I emptied my water bottle on it. I’m currently waiting on further instructions.
No, I don`t need a Fitbit. I can count to 45 by myself.
If you keep bending your iPhone 6 you`ll eventually have a sweet flip phone.
Turns out, I`m not an afternoon person either...
Every time I almost think humanity will be okay, I see someone struggle with the self-checkout for 20 minutes.
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