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Picking out the right Christmas tree is a science. Sneaking into your neighbor`s yard to cut it down is an art.
Boobs: because you can`t suck on a girls personality
hmm ... I wonder what I´m thinking?
I`d say 20% of my day is spent trying to convince the dog we`re not about to be murdered by the UPS guy, mailman, squirrels, or the ice dispenser..
does anyone know if smurfs are gluten free
It only takes one slow walking person in the grocery store to destoroy the illusion that I am a nice person.
What if all this time it`s been Chicken that taste like Frog legs????
When the sign says: DO NOT TOUCH I read: Touch when nobody is looking.
My number one rule to live by is: Don’t die.
My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn`t walk to the donut shop.
Fitness nuts have to do an entire marathon to feel a runner`s high..... I just have to bend over and tie my shoes.
I swear I saw a guy earlier today that had no chin and all I could think about was, how does he put on pillow cases?
It`s been rough today, right now I`m busy trying to lasso the tv remote with my phone charger cord.
The reason I don`t play Scrabble online, is that I can`t throw the tiles at the person who beats me.
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?