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Two interesting facts for you: 1) Some pine cones look like poop. 2) I`m never kicking anything wearing flip flops again.
If your ever wondering who your real friends are all you have to do is delete your facebook account for about week without saying anything and see who calls
"Lazy" is a strong word. I prefer to call it selective participation.
thinking men should come with a carfax....
I sometimes worries about my short attention span, ...but not for very L... hey! ... look at that squirrel!
I`ve grown up a lot recently. For example, I used to drink beer all day and now I drink wine.
Studies confirm that smoking withdrawal (for me) can be fatal (for you).
Reasons to get out of bed: None.
We can`t all be princesses, somebody has to clap as I go by. :P
Maybe America will believe in global warming if we make it a Snapple Fact.
Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but doesn’t get you anywhere.
My career plans were much more exciting when I was 5
10 Easy Steps to Learn Binary: 1) There are 1`s and 0`s 10) There are no 2`s
Years of education, solving tough problems, handling complex issues, yet we take a while standing before glass doors thinking whether to Push or Pull.
I eat my corn on the cob like an old-school typewriter. This is how the 80`s cartoons taught me to do it as a kid.