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Apparently nothing offends a toddler more than suggesting they might be due for a nap.
I`m allergic to gluten free diets.
Psychology — Even trying to spell it correctly screws with your head.
I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don`t give a damn!
Hey people who buy bottled water for their dogs, can I have some money?
You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.
Who picks up a seeing eye dogs poop?
i wonder if fish get thirsty .
I thought she would duck officer- me checking the psychic`s ability
Before coffee: Hates everybody. After coffee: Feels good about hating everybody.
Ever drink so much your wife makes sense? Me neither...But I keep trying
The key to a successful relationship: Tools > Internet Options > Clear history.
is a reasonably intelligent person who does moderately stupid things on a semi-regular basis.
The closest I`ve come to camping was that one time when I fell asleep in the bushes outside your window with my camera.
Half a dozen: because “six” is way to long.