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I took a sexual harassment course yesterday...I think I`m going to be pretty good at it.
Why do they waste so much money on all the checkout lanes at Walmart, when they only have two of them open at any given time.
I like candlelit dinners, long walks on the beach and hardcore pornography.
Texting typos can change your life. "Having a great time wish you were her"
I didn`t see anyone important today so I`m going to wear the same clothes tomorrow.
I have a kid in Africa I inoculate, feed, clothe and send to school for only $1 day. It cost a lot to send him over there though.
I`ll make better mistakes tomorrow.
Why do I get the feeling that a lot of adults nowadays who ask kids "What do you want to be when you grow up?" are just trying to come up with some ideas?
I hate it when I see some old person and then realize that we went to school together
It`s not that I like watching midget porn, it`s just that my phone screen is too small to watch regular porn.
For some reason I`m an extremely secretive person. Don`t ask me why
I hate getting my picture taken. Especially in front of a height chart at the police station.
You’d think the chances of putting in a USB drive wrongside-up would be 50-50, but nope, 90-10.
Hoping to get "till death do us part" reduced to a 15 year sentence and time served.