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Bored? Update your Facebook to “in a relationship” with someone you’ve never met just to see if they’ll confirm.
You`re only limited by your own imagination! And money. And talent. And genetics. And time. And other people. Go for it!
According to a recent study 52% of women have used vibrators....I`m guessing the other 48% have new ones?
If you tell someone your Birthday and they automatically know your astrological sign, run as fast as you can away from them.
I love using my GPS, problem is I can`t find it.
Just joined the support group Hokey Pokey Anonymous ... A place to turn yourself around. ;)
Those awkward moments when you catch yourself feeling frustrated with your kids for being just like you....
"I wish people would start doing ice bucket challenges again" - said no one ever!
Well aren`t you a f*cking waste of two billion years of evolution.
"is Pepsi ok?" - my coke dealer, tryin to be funny
When I die I want Charlie Sheen’s life to flash before my eyes.
I copied and pasted your pic of what you ate...and got MORE "likes" than you did. :P
Behind every good selfie is approximately 47 nearly identical pictures that didn’t make the cut.
Don`t hate me because I`m beautiful. Hate me because your man thinks I am.
“That’s funny” is something I say when I can’t even fake a laugh.