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Today one of my colleague told...... Buddy let get into serious studies... exams are on our heads.... And then both of us continued to chat with other people on fb for hours
I`m like a kid in a candy store. I can`t afford anything.
Whoever is bringing me the 3 dozen donuts each morning, thank you. But could you just leave them on my desk and not in the break room?
I’d get a lot more sleep if I didn’t insist on reading the entire internet every night.
No heel is too high when pointed up at the ceiling.
Thank you for showing me your Facebook wedding album. Now if you have time, here is a slideshow of my top 36 scores in Mario Kart
Pretending I`m a pleasent person all day is exhausting.
If anyone has any terrible ideas, I`ve historically been very open to them.
You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes
For some reason, I`m an extremely secretive person. Don`t ask me why!
You know its Monday when your left eye wont open and your right eye is twitching.
If I was a Chinese millionaire I would change my name to Cha Ching.
To be clever can be difficult without caffiene.
Alcohol may not be able to give you a loving hug when you need it but the Liquor Mart employee`s you`re buying it off of sure can.
I feel like we really lowered our expectations of what constitutes magic when we began using it to describe markers