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I’ve robbed banks before and they’re never getting their pens back.
Today one of my colleague told...... Buddy let get into serious studies... exams are on our heads.... And then both of us continued to chat with other people on fb for hours
Facebook would be much more interesting if they let you decide, which part of the body you wanna Poke.
Men are a lot like kids, if you want to shut them up, put a boob in their mouth.
Dating someone solely on their looks is shallow. Consider other things such as how much money they have.
If something on this page offends you, please bring it to our attention so we can all laugh at you.
Still hoping that one day I get to ride a kayak while it`s strapped to the top of someone`s car.
I need medical attention, but I will settle for just regular attention.
You know what would make my cubicle super cute? Fire.
My date just saved me tons of money by simply saying, "no, I don`t want to be your valentine and stop texting me!"
Dont freeze your Common sense in the process of being COOL.
I bet my mom is looking down on me right now, wherever she is. She`s not dead, just very condescending.
When I first went on the pill, I put on some weight. Which proved to be a very effective contraceptive.
If you’ve been naughty… go to your room. If you want to be naughty… go to mine.
If someone farts at a poker tournament, no one will ever know who did it.