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Mazda’s marketing slogan is “We Build Mazdas.” They decided on it after rejecting others like: “Mazdas Are Cars” and “Buy Mazdas With Money”
FYI : My post aren`t directed at anyone in particular...so should anyone be offended by them, I say if the shoe fits ... Wear It!!!!!
Flight to Vegas...guy in front of me has a bouquet made up of dollar bills. Pro Tip: That stripper will never marry you bro.
Dentists need cooler sh!t on their ceilings.
We need to DETACH from all this technology and live life in the moment. Sent from my iPhone
What’s the answer to this question?
People be like… I will love you unconditionally on one condition.
Okay restaurants. Enough with the clever bathroom signs. A simple M and F will do. Sincerely, drunk people.
Crowded elevators smell different to midgets!
I’m not single and I’m not committed… I’m simply on reserve for the one who deserves…
Sleep is just a symptom of caffeine deprivation.
if sexyness, kindness, sweetness was a crime, You would be the world`s most wanted
Years of education, solving tough problems, handling complex issues, yet we take a while standing before glass doors thinking whether to Push or Pull.
Don`t understand how you can forget about someone you loved so much. Like that time my mum drove off and left me in the supermarket car park