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You’re not really living if you don’t have an arch-nemesis.
I inboxed a girl on Facebook and she never replied. I guess you could say we`re `seen` each other.
To whom it may concern: I need more money and power ... ASAP thanks!
New Years Eve. It takes 24,367 bolts to put a car together and only 1 nut to spread it all over the road, please don`t drink and drive and become the nut
Good job with the heavy sighs, guy behind me, that should definitely help speed up the line.
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle
Be careful who you call friends. I`d rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.
I`ve never watched CSI because I learned everything I need to know about solving crimes from watching Scooby Doo
I get very annoyed when people mix up there, they`re and their. From now on I`m going to point it out, weather they like it or not.
When I see something funny on the internet, I don’t usually laugh. I just blow more air out of my nose than usual.
Cats would be even more stuck up if they knew how much the internet loves them.
I lifted my hands up in the air and waved them like I just didn`t care.....Ceiling fan: 6 Me: 0
FYI: Every Scooby Doo episode would literally be 2 minutes long, if the gang went to the mask store 1st & asked a few questions.
Please don`t come to my garage sale if you`ve ever let me borrow something.
You know how we smack your household appliances when they`re malfunctioning and it makes them work? I wish you could do that with people.