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I just ended a long-term relationship today ... I’m ok though, it wasn’t mine.
I`m not bothered if someone likes me or Not. Even Angels are hated by Demons.
only fights if pillows are present.
Why does the alphabet need to be in order anyway
I`m in big trouble if my coworkers find out I don`t really have Tourette`s.
I`ve just woken up, and it appears that Earth is temporarily safe from harm & currently doesn`t need my assistance, so I`m going back to bed.
My family is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you`re gonna get but you can be sure there are gonna be some nuts in there somewhere.
I work so hard for my gta V character to have a better life
Very little scares me. So does very big.
Redneck WORD OF THE DAY: WATER My girlfriend gets mad and I don`t even know water problem is!
Life is like a teenager`s p@nis. some are short, some are long, but it is always hard.
When I see someone yawn, I yawn. I wish it was the same with exercising....
I`m super lazy today. Which is like normal lazy but I`m also wearing a cape.
I`m trying to be healthy and grow my own food but I can`t find any Twinkie seeds.
She caught my iphone before it hit the ground... She`s definitely my screensaver