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Saying the word "awkward" in an awkward situation only makes it more awkward. Especially if you sing it.
My train of thought is loco, no motive.
This headache feels like dumb people
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me, it means a lot.
I wonder if Sallys parents were like "Yeah great idea Sally. Sell seashells. On the seashore. Where there are tons of free shells. Idiot."
I put a dollar in one of those change machines once. Nothing changed.
It takes balls to be a man.
Nothing says you are ugly like Facebook asking ``Are you sure you want to make this your profile picture?``
I can see exactly 6 years into the future. I have 2020 vision.
She said she was stripping to feed her kids but then got pissed when I started throwing canned goods at her
Boobs are like friends. Some are big. Some are small. Some are real. Some are fake. And some are just so fantastic you want everyone to meet them.
All my life I thought air was free… and then I bought a bag of chips. ^^
If you think you have problems, remember that Malaysian man who told his wife he was flying to China... and now he can`t get out of his girlfriend`s apartment...
I`m thinking one of us should probably break the news to the phone book makers that there`s this thing called Google now
just realised MR OWL ATE MY METAL WORM is exactly the same backwards