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The face jewelry is getting out of hand. I saw a guy today that looked like he had done a face plant in a tackle box.
Anyone who says "Let`s all put our phones down and talk with each other," is just running out of battery and needs a charge.
The only thing I love more than cake is cakes.
the kids next door challenged me to a water fight. I`m just updating my status while the kettle boils
Not all girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. I`m made of sarcasm, wine and everything fine.
when girls say bye .......... may be it means buy something for her.....
Grey Goose and Red Bull, because two sets of wings is better than one.
CNN needs to reevaluate the use of Breaking News. Perhaps "Latest Speculative News" or "We Really Don`t Know Shit" would work. CNN call me.
Sweetie, if your gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty!
I’m mad, but not as mad as someone asking to see the rules in the middle of a monopoly game.
I don`t understand interventions. What`s the point of being told I drink too much by a room full of reasons why I drink in the first place?
When I see a tire swing swaying gently in the breeze, I like to believe its daydreaming about life on the open road.
Velcro, what a rip-off!
More people should be at a loss for words.
The phrase “Ignore it and it will go away.” does NOT apply to being chased by a dozen cop cars.....trust me on this one.