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My friend is a magician, she can turn anything into an argument.
I like it like that
when girls say bye .......... may be it means buy something for her.....
Last night my wife said to me, “What would you do without me?” Apparently, “Your sister” was the wrong answer.
Thought cartoons were getting better. Turns out it was a news story about Justin Bieber.
The problem with kleptomaniacs is that they take things so literally.
I don`t really care who wins the elections as long as everyone had fun out there.
Few things in life are more pleasurable than turning off the lights in a public bathroom while people are still inside
Is there a 5-second Rule for when you drop babies? ...Asking for a friend. JK people!!! LOL ;)
The secret of enjoying a good wine: 1) Open the bottle to allow it breathe. 2) If it does not look like it`s breathing, give it mouth-to-mouth.
Just a friendly reminder, there are a minimum of three spiders in your room at all times. Goodnight...
My girlfriend asked me to send some dirty pics. So I sent her a picture of my sink full of dishes. :)
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies.
If you`re confident enough, every zoo is a petting zoo.
?"Cheating" is such a strong word. I rather call it "talent scouting".