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If you see someone wearing camouflage, make sure to walk right into them so they know it`s working.
I bought a $300 dollar tent so I can camp outside Best Buy for 3 days to save $20 on a TV.
I`m pretty sure whoever coined the phrase " rise and shine", doesn`t do it anymore.
Never , under any circumstances , take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. O_o
Its all fun and games..until you get stuck on a level of candy crush!!!
E-Cigs. The great taste of water vapor, the cool look of blowing a flashlight.
I just ran butt a$$ naked through Walmart yelling "Stop that shoplifter! she got my clothes!"
If one of your life goals is to fight with someone about how to load a dishwasher, may I suggest marriage.
I wish I could write `` I Miss You `` on a rock and throw it at your face, so you can know how much it HURTS to miss you
You are the reason why I bite the heads off teddy grams.
I paid attention to the construction signs and got in the correct lane. You ignored them for miles and now you want me to let you in. Not gonna happen.
If I`ve learned anything from these ghost hunter shows, it’s that everyone speaks English after they die.
I`m not saying you`re stupid; you just have bad luck when it comes to thinking.
Follow your dreams. Unless it’s a person ... apparently they call that stalking.
It`s time to admit that as a species, we are just not ready for 4-way stops