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Why don’t television shows say, “You will be delighted to know that this program contains strong sexual content?”
I just watched a puppy do something really cute. It was like a real life YouTube video.
Please don’t take anything I say personal or too seriously. I’m just an idiot with internet access.
Google was first named, `BackRub`. If they hadn`t changed the name, we`d be saying, `I don`t know, go BackRub it.`
If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I`m cute, I would have 1 dollar ... thanks mom.
I`ve decided that I`m an ass man. Don`t get me wrong, horses are beautiful. They just aren`t as cute as donkeys.
The best thing about being single is all the sleeping around you can do…I can sleep all over my bed!
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did."
Im 6`1", blue eyes, light brown hair, fit, own my own compa......oh crap, wrong website, sorry.
i wonder if fish get thirsty .
Very little scares me. So does very big.
my neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning , can you believe that 2:30am? Luckily for him I was still up playing my drums...
If the shoe fits, buy it.
I eat my corn on the cob like an old-school typewriter. This is how the 80`s cartoons taught me to do it as a kid.
Sex Is Like Math: Add The Bed, Subtract The Clothes, Divide The Legs, And Pray To God You Don`t Multiply!