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My door is always open. So please feel free to leave.
I’m sick of closing out every job interview with “I was young. I needed the money.”
This generation is guilty of making the wrong people rich and famous.
I start to feel really anxious when my work piles up. I never know what to ignore first.
If I had to choose between Star Wars and Star Trek, I`d probably choose beer.
whoo hoo...I have new gutters. Please try and keep your mind out of them.
I`m a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off a bunch of sh!t all at the same time.
I like how Sesame Street just casually has a vampire hanging around.
If animals spoke our language we`d be in their debt because they`d have some seriously incriminating dirt on all of us.
A lot of attractive people are like nice cars with the check engine light on.
If “dress for the job you want” were true, there would be a lot more people wearing capes.
I haven`t crunched all the numbers, but early calculations show that a large percentage of people don`t care what you think.
Anyone else think there should be a sarcasm font?
In other news millions of facebook user suddenly got their law degree
That time Homer`s arms were stuck in a vending machine until he realized he could just let go is basically what all of life is like