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I see the Seven Deadly Sins as more of a To-Do list.
I like the parts of the day when food happens.
Famous people could rob banks wearing masks of themselves and they`d never get caught.
I love how people say they`re "expecting" a baby, as though it might be something else, like a penguin.
I`m sorry I got salsa on your baby, and I`m extra sorry I scraped it off with a chip
List of things I’ve accomplished today: 1. Accomplishments List
If you think nobody cares if you´re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
My friends had a surprise party for me last night, well I called it a surprise party they called it an intervention.
I love myself everyday. Sometimes, twice a day.
Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they`d lock us up?
Teacher: Have a seat! Student: Thanks! *picks up the chair and leaves* -- (°_°)
A real friend is someone who knows how damn crazy you are... But is still willing to be seen out in public with you.
What do you mean being awesome for another year isn`t a resolution?
Meanwhile on Facebook someone has made a casserole....
Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be totally impossible!