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Ladys have it easy, if they ever do start to loose an argument they can just start playing with their boobs
God, grant me the serenity to accept the people I can not change.
Spinning in circles to get dizzy as a child was my first attempt at getting high.
If Apple made a car, would it have windows?
It`s weird how in England the passenger drives the car
Hey ladies, I just love "Austrailian" kissing...it`s a lot like "French" kissing only Down Under!
"Try to score a goal. Don`t use your hands. See you afterwards." - Soccer coaches
People are always weirded out when I take notes during episodes of Dexter.
I`m an optimist. To me, the glass is always half alcohol.
I know right from wrong. Wrong is the fun one.
Idiots are fun, no wonder every village wants one.
Secret Web Cam Test: Please nod your head yes if you can read this.
I`ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.!!
There is no better sunscreen than sitting in a bar.