Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
When I want to trim down my friend`s Facebook list I give my opinion and let nature do the rest.
After years of commercials, I still have no idea what a Go Daddy is
People assume I’m smart when they see my glasses case. Then they see that I use it to store a Snickers bar and they recognize my true genius.
Feeling so good today ... High-five the person next to you and tell them it`s from me.
A good lawyer knows the law ... A great lawyer knows the judge.
If the cigarette tax is meant to discourage smoking, is the income tax meant to discourage working?
Today`s Facebook forecast: Partly boring, increased drama, and a really good chance of bullsh*t.
It’s funny how people get mad when you treat them the same way they treat you.
Did the Baha Men ever find their dogs? Did they put up posters or just sing that song?
Walmartians: Nothing says `FML` like these curious abominations of the shopping world.
Missed connection: I was a 15 year old boy, you were 1984 Madonna.
If you added up all the time you waste on Facebook, think how much TV you could watch.
I lost 3 pounds over the weekend, but not to worry I found them lastnight at pizza hut
Turns out a crash diet doesn`t mean having vodka with every meal and falling down the stairs at noon!
What do 95% of men do after an orgasm? Delete their browser history.