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Sometimes I don`t go big just so I can go home.
Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, & nothing but the truth" ... I choose dare, your honor
It`s never your successful friends posting the inspirational quotes.
A new study says schizophrenia and pot smoking are genetically linked — but don`t worry, another study says you`re just being paranoid.
Just ordered a Fitbit and my bank called to see if my card was stolen.
There`s a word for people like you and that word is "leave."
Fast way to mess up someones Knock Knock joke? "It`s open."
I was wondering why my doctor gave me LSD for my constipation, then I saw a dragon and crapped myself.
Monday: A terrible way to spend 1/7 of your life.
Remember when everyone died before gluten-free bread?
Apparently, the average person looks at their phone 150 times a day. Not me. I look at it just once. For about 12 hours.
believes saying "hi" with a big smile can brighten anyone´s day ... even those who give you the middle finger for cutting them off in traffic.
This Facebook is my serious account. The funny one is my bank account.
I’m in a rush to go home and do absolutely nothing.
Any of you had a friend that borrowed your sh!t and kept it for so long you had to borrow it back..