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You`re not a geek or a nerd because you always have to have the latest high tech gadgets and electronics. YOU`RE RICH
I don`t mind people sneezing in public. It`s that "Pre-sneeze face" they make that scares the hell out of me.
Today I will kick a$$, and make dreams happen...but first, Coffee.
Who knew rock bottom was so crowded?
For Display Only` signs on the toilets at Home Depot. Sorry guys my bad. ;)
Good morning to some...Hello to others...And f*uck you to the rest!!
I don’t know why Tampax and Hershey have not joined forces yet. Taping a pack of Reese’s to a box of tampons could literally save lives.
The snooze button, because there’s nothing like starting your day off with a little procrastination.
I think my "check engine" light has finally burned out. So that`s good.
Afraid of not getting what you ordered when online shopping…..Ha, try online dating
Once a month, women go completely crazy for about thirty days..
Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
Is food porn star a thing yet??
R.I.P. 2013 (2013-2013)
If Santa’s helper takes a picture in the mirror, is that an elfie?