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I’d be more motivated to work out if the stationary bikes had a little basket to hold my snacks and beer.
It`s a beautiful day, think I`ll skip my meds and stir things up a bit.
I have no problem giving credit when credit is due. It’s giving payment when payment is due that I seem to struggle with.
You don`t look like 200 likes in person
Why do they call a grapefruit a grapefruit? I mean there is already a fruit called a grape!!
Sometimes I think I`m a relatively smart person. Other times I put my shoes on before my pants and realize who I really am.
I have been delaying my computer updates an hour for the past 3 years.
Why is it that the most interesting things in life usually aren`t in our best interest?
Do you ever just sit there and think “why am I not rich”?
Obesity: When you buy a hula-hoop and it fits you.
Marriage is supposed to be permanent. It`s like a tattoo that yells at you.
I can`t believe that it`s the year 2012, and I still have to bend down to pick stuff up.
New marital Status update : Taken, but only for GRANTED
Marriage teaches you forgiveness, compromise and tons of other things you wouldn`t need if you`d stayed single.
They`re having a Jamaican hair-do day tomorrow at work. I`m dreading it.