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Why do they always have 5K runs for charity? Just once, couldn’t they have a sit for charity or nap for charity?
It`s annoying how when you go to the orchestra, there`s always that one wasted dude up front swaying and waving his arms around the whole time
Why do bras and batteries come in the same sizes?
I don`t know if I should tip the bathroom attendant, or charge for letting him watch...
I love a woman in uniform. I mean naked.
Whoever said, "All men are created equal", obviously has never received any d!ck pics
Dear God, thank you for all the animals, and plants, and insects, but were spiders really necessary?
Every time I go into my boss` office she tells me "take a seat". I have 14 now.
Dear Gangsta: If you pulled up your pants a little you could run from the cops faster.
Life is fun! You should get one.
Please help control the pet population, have that special talk with your pet!
Hillary Clinton is running for president. In other news, grass is green and the sun is hot.
Good Morning! A fresh cup of hot coffee and my FB page is up, just look at that, I already achieved all my goals for the day.
Apparently I`d rather debate in my mind whether or not to get up and pee than sleep.
Facebook ~ redefining "friendship" one booby pic at a time. ;)