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So much to say. So not drunk enough to say it.
If you don`t have anything nice to say, say it anyway, `cause it might be really really funny.
I need my decision making privileges taken away.
If you can read this please let me know – because it means I blocked the wrong person.
Had a nice, relaxing weekend. I now have ample energy to hate Monday and most of Tuesday.
I don`t always say `oops`, but when I do, it`s usually ten minutes after I have a brilliant idea.
Facebook: Making stalking people much more convenient since 2004.
Is running in front of cars some sort of gang initiation for squirrels?
The mind is like a parachute .... It doesn`t work if it isn`t open.
Don`t worry if you had a bad day, remember there are people who have their ex`s name tattooed.
iPhone 6: For people who don`t mind holding an iPad up to their ear.
Lay-Z: My rapper name.
Ahhh..Sunday..the biggest decision of the day...to bathe or not to bathe.
Show me on the back of your mini van window where your life went wrong.
The Titanic is a great lesson of why just the tip can get you in a lot of trouble.