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There are no bad pictures. That`s just how your face looks sometimes.
I hate those idiots with those bright halogen lights that are blinding, at least they can see my one finger salute.
feels like getting some work done ... so I am sitting down until the feeling passes.
Texting while driving is incredibly stupid and dangerous ... You`re practically begging for typos.
My Girlfriend wanted a cat. I didn`t want a cat. So we compromised and we got a cat...
Hey Gotham City criminals, why isn’t the first thing on your to-do list “Unplug the Bat Signal”?
If your talking behind my back then guess what? Your in a pretty good position to kiss my a$$!!!!
tonights theme: grab somebody sexy tell them hey, give me everything tonight!
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man
Okay I`m going to workout. Should I post about it now or after I`m done?
I wonder if monsters ever get scared that we might be hiding under their bed?
Coca Cola: Because drinking black water seems like a solid life choice.
These bar stools are creaky!! [continues to fart on first date]
President Donald Trump will sign an executive order tomorrow to bring back Pluto as a planet. Make the universe GREAT again.
Give a man a fish & he`ll be all "WTF are you giving me a fish for? That`s weird" Teach a man to fish & he`ll be all "Again with the fish?"