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Technically it was Moses that had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
Welcome to journalism, where everything is made up, and the sources don`t matter.
Our office just got a new conference table. It sleeps 20.
I show my age when I`m in a club with all the 20 somethings.. Guess its because the last dance step I mastered was dancing like Gene Gene The Dancing Machine
I get a real kick out of people who drive a mile in their car to run a mile on a treadmill.
What idiot decided to call them marijuana dispensaries and not grass stations?
It’s funny how people get mad when you treat them the same way they treat you.
Never underestimate a girl’s ability to find things out.
When nobody`s home, I tighten the top to every jar and bottle in the house.
My parents preferred my imaginary friend over me.
Dear God, thank you for all the animals, and plants, and insects, but were spiders really necessary?
Hot singles in your area are dating each other while you sit alone staring at your phone.
I don`t call it lying down, I call it landscape mode.
What ? Who ? Exactly my point. Now move along and go read something else. Nosey !!
Just saw the previews for the movie Taken 3, you would think by now he would`ve gave his daughter self-defense and gun lessons?