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Wishing you a fabulous 2014 that is full of great achievements and experiences. A meaningful chapter waiting to be written HAPPY NEW YEAR!
When people tell me "you`re going to regret that in the morning" I sleep in until noon because I`m a problem solver
My smoke detectors are always cheering me on for being such a great cook.
All my biological clock does, is let me know when it`s time to eat again
When one door closes and another one opens, your house is probably haunted.....
Dear, automatic flushing toilet, I appreciate the enthusiasm.... But I wasn`t finished.
I don`t have ADD. It`s just that everything is more interesting than what I have to get done.
The funniest thing about this Facebook status is by the time you realize it doesn`t say anything important, it`s to late for you to stop reading it ... sucker
If I procrastinated any harder right now, it would have to involve time travel.
My wife and I laugh at how competitive we are at things, but I laugh more.
Since it is the day to give thanks, I would like to say once again...you`re welcome.
Staring longingly at the door works for my dog, but I tried it at work and no one let me out. :(
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Note to self: stop buying stuff on Ebay when drunk. Anyone need a zamboni?
I can’t decide if the drinks are too weak or if my tolerance is too strong.