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is pretty sure there´s a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking...And I plan on finding out what that is.
I am losing Facebook friends at an alarming rate. Whatever it is that I said, is working like a charm.
I don’t always have a cool Facebook status, but when I do, an older relative ruins it with a lame comment.
You don`t have to dress like you`re a handbag, unless you are Lady Gaga.
My credit score is just a picture of me crying in the front yard of a nice house.
Do you realize that a woman`s "I`ll be ready in five minutes." and a guy`s " I`ll be home in five minutes." are exactly the same?
since when was it cool to have an iPhone at the age of 10.. i sincerely hope those parents know what they`ve done.
"Spring Ahead" this weekend for Daylight Saving Time proves there is a much quicker way than Facebook to lose an hour in your life....
lifes like a box of chocolates, never know whatcha gonna get (:
life is too short to match socks
People in glass houses can throw whatever they want. They live in a glass house, I`m not expecting them to be practical
I hate when a website has a picture that you can click and enlarge. Then the "enlarged picture" is the same exact size as the thumbnail!
I stopped watching the History Channel because it`s so outdated.
You can not force anyone to love you ... The best you can do is stalk them and hope they give in :)
I hate when I`m about to hug someone really sexy, and my face hits the mirror.