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People who text back... "kk" ... Are so annoying! ....and almost racist
The world would be a much nicer place if everyone took a chill pill. It would be even better if some of them choked on it.
You`d think my neighbors could have the decency to ignore me back.
I bought a used UPS truck. It gets bad gas mileage but I can park anywhere.
Can we just stop with the pre-sliced cheese? Is anyone so busy that they don’t have time to cut the cheese?
Soccer is just like my sex life. Long periods of time with no action followed by pure shock & surprise by all parties involved when I score.
There was a glorious time, before social media, when you would just lose touch with people.
If “dress for the job you want” were true, there would be a lot more people wearing capes.
Why can`t everyday be football Sunday?
didn`t get much sleep last night, I tried counting sheep but they kept cutting in line, confused the hell outta me!!
I would offer moral support ... But my morals are questionable.
I can tell by your boobs that you`ve never seen a bar tab.
Have you ever been cutting a piece of pager with scissors and worried that you might cut an atom in half and destroy the world?
Behind every good selfie is approximately 47 nearly identical pictures that didn’t make the cut.
Arm wrestling is DEFINITELY the manliest sport where Two dudes hold hands...