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whats the difference between a dog and a fox????? six shots
LIFE TIP: The early worm gets dismembered, and eaten alive!
How do you know you`re old? ... Check your glove box for paper maps ...
Happy July 22nd! Today isn’t a holiday, but you’re alive and well, so why not celebrate?
The secret to dancing is to pretend you have a wedgie and you`re trying to get it unstuck without using your hands.
If going to church has taught me anything, it is that Catholics hate unexpected pterodactyl impressions.
I love nostalgia. Not sure what it means, but it reminds me of magical words from my childhood.
Pet stores should post "Chameleon" on empty reptile cages just to see how long people would stand and look.
Don`t know what to get your husband for Christmas? Whatever you give him, give it to him naked. Problem solved
Thanks coffee for tricking us into believing that it`s a good morning for a few minutes.
Even though I`m a guy I still get nervous when I pee on a pregnancy test.
Press 1 for someone who probably learned English last month, but is going to try and communicate effectively with you anyway.
Every time the grocery baggers ask if I want help to my car, I feel like telling them yes and climbing in the cart.
Experience with women has taught me that Jack was most likely pushed down the hill.
Im convinced that one day we will all live in the future.