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Well, one week smoke free, only 4 dead, 27 injured… not bad…
Miley Cyrus could never live in the kind of cold we`re having here. Can you imagine all the poles her tounge would get stuck to?
My hatred for Nicki Minaj probably stems from my fear of clowns.
My high school girlfriend got "uses her kids as her facebook profile picture" fat.
Meanwhile on Facebook, someone has made a casserole...
I`m not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.
It took Harry Potter 7 damn long books to catch the bad guy. When it only takes Scooby-Doo 25 minutes.
My bank lets me send a text message and it´ll text back with my balance. It´s a cool feature but I didn´t think the LOL was necessary.
If you think my status updates are ridiculous you should see my life choices
Due to Global Warming Santa will be giving out Solar Panels to all the naughty kids this year!
I may have no one rocking my world right now, but I have no one ruining it either!
At the end of each day, life should ask us, `Do you want to save the changes?`
You know it’s a really good bar when there’s a couple outside breaking up.
The only thing instant glue sticks to instantly is fingers.
I thought 50 shades of gray was just a makeup application guide for goth chicks