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I can`t wait for the day when my kids are old enough that I can drink with them and not because of them.
Here is your New Years Resolution. All of that stupid sh!t you did last year? Don’t do that crap this year. Done. You’re welcome.
The naked truth is better, than d dressed-up lie :) Aa
We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons.
I`ve been told my posts are too depressing but what does it matter. We`ll all be dead soon anyway.
Hump Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!
finally joined craigs list. who wants to see my junk?
Quick question, ladies: If you shave your eyebrows off and then draw them back on, what the heck are you doing?
Afterism (n) - A concise, clever statement you don`t think of until too late
Why can`t everyday be football Sunday?
Give up, itsy-bitsy spider. It wasn`t meant to be.
My boys cleaned out my car and now my change is missing. Little do they know, it costs exactly $3.63 to turn our wifi back on.
There needs to be more “damn it I missed my exit” exits.
If you needed to wear camouflage in a gingerbread house, would you wear ginger snaps?
At least a stalker is there for you.