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Ambulance is spelled backwards on the front so when you look in your rearview mirror you don`t confuse it with the other giant siren cubes.
Give Me A Minute While I Pretend To Care!
A beautiful woman could post "My dog just died" and she would get replies like "Well, I`m not dead ;)"
Why fart and waste it, when you can burp and taste it
I went to McDonald`s to grab my boys a couple of Happy meals. The guy serving me says "Would you like a Boy Toy"? I was like, "listen hear you little sh!t, you couldn`t handle me if you tried"!! What is this world coming too... :))
I just realized there are more toes in the world than people
I would watch NASCAR if it was more like Mario Kart.
I farted on my wallet. Now I have gas money
SOCIAL WORKER: cop without a gun, judge without a gavel.
Scratch and Sniff Here [____] …Smells like glass, doesn’t it
The only time I`ve ever used sex to get what I want is when I want sex.
A piñata is NOT a good idea for a Halloween costume.
Thanks for the free weekend offer E-Harmony but my wife said I can`t use it.
“I’m not washing it, I’m just gonna shove it in a pony.” If you’re a girl, that sentence is actually ok.
Whenever I want a klondike bar I just pay for it.