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People like you remind me how lucky I am that my cell phone provider has a block option! Just sayin.
Never make an arm wrestle bet with a guy who has been single for longer than 6 months.
I love to start my day by getting on Facebook to see who is a whiny little bi!ch today.
Every semicolon I have ever used has been a complete guess.
My car remote died. I had to insert my key into the lock like some kind of goddamn animal.
All I’ve ever wanted from life was to be a disturbance in the force.
It`s bigger on the inside..said no woman, ever!
You`d think he`d be better at this with all the porn he watches
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sorry abaut the message I sent you last night, my phone was drunk!
I put the hot in psychotic.
Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhhhh its a secret.
I don`t get nearly enough credit for managing not to be a violent psychopath
I hate getting my picture taken. Especially in front of a height chart at the police station.
I hate it when people tell me I look young for my age because it implies my age is old.