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My New Year`s resolution is to spend more time wishing my enemies were dead.
There are no bad pictures. That`s just how your face looks sometimes.
Still not 100% clear on whether French Montana is a person or a steakhouse special.
If today drags anymore, it`s going to come out of the closet in a sexy little dress
Who do Walmart shoppers make fun of?
A man who took an Airline company to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case.
I used to have a tremendous sex drive. My girlfriend lived 150 miles away
Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
Having a bit of a lazy day, sitting in my underwear looking for jobs online ... My boss doesn`t look amused
"If your father asks you to pick up 5 large bags of ice, the best place to put them is in the backyard in direct sun" ~ My son apparently
I read Facebook for the pictures.
is without a doubt, the most popular and best looking person using this laptop.
I think my TV remote has developed some sort of Romulan cloaking technology.
How long do I have to lay on the couch in the same position before I can call it "yoga"?
:): The Bipolar smiley face