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Just got a message that said "Hey, I tried to call you"...that`s your problem right there....you should have never tried that.
If the voices in my head had a British accent I would listen to them more often.
I want the job where you push scared skydivers out of the plane...
Rapper; "I`m killing them snitches, smacking then bitches, smokin blunts and f*ckin hoes!" *wins award* Rapper: "I just wanna thank god.."
There`s a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it`s usually a prescription.
Sometimes it looks like Iām flashing gang signs, but really Iām just trying to get Scotch tape off my hand.
Weird is just a side effect of being awesome.
BEFORE I GET DRUNK, NAKED,THROWN IN JAIL AND LOOSE MY DAMN PHONE. *HAPPY NEW YEAR.
If at first you don`t succeed then maybe you just suck.
At this point Washington DC is basically just an elaborate promotional stunt for Grand Theft Auto V.
I don`t need drugs to have a good time, I need them to focus, avoid depression, endure winter, fall asleep, and controll my high blood pressure
If you think you have problems, remember that Malaysian man who told his wife he was flying to China... and now he can`t get out of his girlfriend`s apartment...
Sometimes, even I`m afraid of the things my mind comes up with.
every woman iz beautuful n her unique way, smtimz it needs sm amount of alcohol to see with
I always hit the "no receipt" button at the ATM because I don`t need that negativity in my life.