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There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying "I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
How do you play religious roulette? You stand around in a circle with your friends and blaspheme, and see who gets struck by lightning first.
If I`ve learned anything from 50 Shades of Grey, its that women still haven`t figured out you can watch porn at home... for free.
Laughter is the best medicine but if you are laughing without any reason, I think you need medicine
Yes, milk from cows tastes nice. But to the person that first found that out...you have issues bro
Summer is almost over...All you half-naked people are gonna need to find a personality.
I`m pretty sure apple kid below needs help..
There are times, when I actually am hungry like the wolf. But thanks to Duran Duran I can`t tell anyone without sound like a complete f*cking idiot
Eat breakfast: Check...Pay Phone: Check...Conquer the world: Still Pending...
The more photos you have to untag, the better the weekend was.
Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"
Paused Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory to go buy a Snickers. This is why I can`t watch Breaking Bad.
Give me a fish & I`ll cook you dinner. Teach me to fish & I`ll just be sitting there in the boat with you getting drunk.
The only honest people in the world are small children and me after a couple cocktails.
I haven`t seen any new Bigfoot pictures in a while... I hope he`s OK.