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3yo just yelled "face-five!" & slapped his brother in the face. I`m totally using that at work tomorrow.
Doctor told me I need glasses. So I`m having several tonite.
You never realize what you have till its gone... Toilet paper is a good example.
If you`re able to roll over in your grave, you should save that energy for yelling and digging.
Say no to drugs! Then again, if you`re talking to drugs, you`re probably already on drugs.
I sent that "Ancestry " site some information on my family tree. They sent me back a packet of seeds and suggested that I just start over
Fact: No woman has ever shot a man while he is doing the dishes!
You make me feel "I`m-typing-this-with-my-middle-finger" angry.
Hopefully because of social networking, I`ve tarnished my reputation enough for anybody to ever place me in a role of great responsibility.
I am bored. Anyone need anything avenged?
I don`t care about Disney lying about the Prince Charmings out there. I`m more annoyed that random woodland creatures won`t clean my house.
I find if you sprinkle some bacon bits on a salad, but don’t actually add any salad, then its a pretty good salad.
Over half the contacts in my phone are named “Do Not Answer”
How Big is Infinity?
I will literally spend $20 on food but won’t buy a $20 shirt.