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According to a recent study 52% of women have used vibrators....I`m guessing the other 48% have new ones?
Hey Samsung and Apple, no need for commercials. We’ve all chosen sides.
No matter how old you are ... swingsets are cool.
I let a girl go through my phone recently so a colonoscopy really doesn’t scare me anymore.
My dentist said that bacon and soda works the same as toothpaste. Friends have said she meant baking soda....but I disagree. :)
If you can’t be a good example, then you’l just have to serve as a horrible warning
PRO TIP: If you walk around the mall hitting kids in the face with the shopping bags, your wife won`t make you carry them.
You ever read a status, and you`re like, `what a f*ck up` and then you realize you`re on your own page?
The only honest people in the world are small children and me after a couple cocktails.
What if oxygen makes our voice really deep, and Helium just brings it back to normal?
Don`t understand how people in depression commercials can be sad with how attractive they are.
My most heavily used kitchen appliance is a fire extinguisher.
Every pizza is a personal pizza if you eat the entire thing.
gua suka sama kamu
Just backed into a Jaguar but I left him a note on my bank statement so he knows not to bother calling