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Wanted: Magic hat for a snowman
There is a special place in hell for people who are not ready to order when it`s their turn.
The Easter Bunny doesn`t always drink, but when he does I bet it`s hopscotch.
Bend over and take it like a taxpayer.
It`s like my bank account doesn`t understand me at all.
Can we all just agree to start spelling it "Wensday"?
Patience Is When Playing TETRIS And U Let Those Bricks Fall On Their Own Without Speeding Them Down
99 Days Facebook Free? Big deal! In 1999 I went a whole year without Facebook.
is here. Now what are your other two wishes?
You don`t know true competition until you`re one of the last two people in musical chairs.
Learning how to break wooden boards in karate is important in case you ever get in a fight with a house.
I`m so old, I remember when the internet didn`t have commercials.
Those 5 donuts I ate are really going to give me an extra boost during my workout today.
It`s amazing what you can accomplish when you do stuff.
I`d say that most of my mistakes can be traced back to when I decided to get out of bed. ... just sayin! ;)