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Please either stop being so attractive or make out with me, it`s your choice.
I`m terribly sorry but I have decided not to grow up and act my age after all. So there.
Don`t under estimate me... unless you`re trying to guess how old I am or how much I weigh.
Put glitter on top of all your friends ceiling fans blades........... Wait till summer... Enjoy!
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, `You`re only interested in one thing,` and you can`t remember what it is.
Relationship status: I make my own sandwiches.
I`m a little stumped by this beer to pee volume ratio.
Cinderella is my favorite fairy tale about how foot size is the best way to recognize someone.
I have completely mastered the right way to do everything wrong.
I liked your facebook update, only so I can unlike it.
EVERY Friday is good in my book!
I`ve been hiding from exercise ... I`m in the fitness protection program.
Someone asked me today what was the toughest thing about being a parent ... I would have to say it’s the kids.
If I owned a copy shop, I’d only hire identical twins to work there.
Never underestimate the power of the web. -Charlotte