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Saw a midget go into a store while wearing a KKK outfit and thought... That`s a little racist.
I advise you...don`t mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.
When people sit in front of me at the movies. I make a loud fart sound so they quickly move to get away from me.
I forgot to pay my bill to the exorcist and so I got re-possesed.
If a girl bangs ten dudes in a year she is a slut. If a guy done he`s gay. Definitely gay.
I bought a box of "SO CALLED" Hot Pockets --- brought them home, and opened one to eat it, and the Damned thing was FROZEN ----- Miis-Advertizing at it`s BEST!!! Now what do I do with the Damned thing???? :-P
"Safely remove USB." Who does that?
If you`re gonna label the silica gel "do not eat", maybe you should label everything in the box. I almost ate a shoe before someone stopped me
My problem? Smart phones are too smart.
You know what`s the best part about waking up early? Nothing, it sucks!
I am a Mother hear me roar.....especially when my kids decide to make a kite out of my granny panties and fly it down the street.
Take me seriously at your own risk.
Today`s Big Idea: Coffee eye drops.
~WARNING~ I will more than likely offend you at some point in time
It must suck to be an air conditioner repairman. You spend your day working in buildings that have no air conditioning. When it`s fixed and finally cool, you leave.