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I`m glad I learned about parallelograms instead of how to do taxes. It`s really come in handy this parallelogram season.
Billy Ray Cyrus made a million dollars at a playgirl photo shoot. He just started taking his clothes off and they paid him to put them back on.
I´m pretty sure I had a good time last night. Let me finish reading the police report and I´ll let you know.
What is it about a car that makes people think we can’t see them pick their nose?
I don`t always agree with everything I say. :)
I work out by ordering a small drink at Burger King, then get up 100 times to refill it.
Nice try, St. Patrick`s Day, but I don`t need a reason to drink.
it`s friday o clock
I wouldn’t say your ugly, you are just beautichallenged.
The hardest part of carving a pumpkin nowadays is finding some newspaper to spread
I wouldn`t mind all the penis enlargement emails if they weren`t coming from my wife.
If you still can read this, please inform me ASAP because I have probably blocked the wrong person!
Weekends r like d salary.. It takes a lot to get thr, & whn it finally does, it`s over in no time ;) - aa
Sometimes I listen to strangers conversations and mentally give my opinion
So there`s a t.v. show called, It`s Me or the Dog?.. I was disappointed to find out its not a game show where people guess who farted